Anti-birthday


a day that occurs near your birthday (usually within 3 or 4 days of it) that really sucks -ss for no good reason. some believe it is meant to balance out the good day that you had on your birthday. often, an anti-birthday will occur even if your birthday wasn’t that great.
john:”hey jim! i heard u turned 17 the other day!”
jim:”ya…” -walks away-
john:”what’s with him?”
joe:”oh dude he’s havin his anti-birthday. he’s been depressed all day”

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