Anti-Dick Stage


also known as post-d-ck stage, the stage of life that every female enters into after she completes her pre-d-ck stage. a woman enters anti-d-ck stage after she’s been burned by several bad boys, knocked-up, contracted a vd, acc-mulated financial debt, lost her youthful good looks, or all of the above. anti-d-ck females have a pessimistic att-tude towards men, often displaying gender-neutral behavior not unlike militant feminists. women in anti-d-ck stage also often have a strong sense of ent-tlement; that, despite the excesses of their pre-d-ck stage, they think that they still deserve some nice, hard-working man to come in and clean up their mess: enter mr nice guy. this is where the nice guy finally gets some action, but by the time girls reach anti-d-ck stage they are damaged goods. anti-d-ck women desire a nice guy so they can have someone to pay their bills, take care of their kids and be their crying shoulder. this may even be a guy that she previously rejected while in pre-d-ck stage because he wasn’t bad boy enough. all of this is easier said than done since nice guys are usually too shy to ask her out (or may not be interested in a washed-up girl in the first place). since females have been conditioned to always blame nice guys for all their problems, an anti-d-ck woman complains a lot about why the men she wants do not approach her when it’s clear that her pre-d-ck stage behavior is what caused all this hullabaloo in the first place.
melissa rejected josh a few years ago because he was too nice and she was going through her pro-d-ck stage. now she’s pregnant and in anti-d-ck stage, so she is pursuing josh to be a daddy for her kid!

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