Anti-gravity invite
opposite to a gravity invite. it is where someone is so hideous or unpopular that he/her and anyone in their general area automatically become uninvited by default.
craig: greg, who else should i invite to my party?
greg: what about her in the short shorts.
craig: who? gurtree? that fat b-tch?!!! yuck! no way! in fact now that i think of it, i am uninviting all those around her- jeff, felicity, t-dawg, gavin and susan.
greg: what about paul the rapist? he is over there…
craig: no. i like that kid, there’s something about him.
t-dawg: yo man, why you gotta go ahead and disinvite a brother like that?
craig: greg said you ear-f-cked gurtree..
t-dawg: man, thats nasty. why you gotta spread sh-t like that greg?
greg: i didnt say that i….
t-dawg: save it man, i get it your just a player hater… screw this i’m gonna go hang with my man paul…
t-dawg to paul: man can you beleive i got an anti-gravity invite all because of that screw up greg?
paul: dont worry, im going to b-tt-f-ck him on friday…
Read Also:
- Anti Lad
the total opposite of a lad. an anti lad often refers to people who are disgraceful drinkers, p-ssy out of anything and everything with extravagant excuses. an anti lad generally contains shanter although they believe they are the bantersaurus rex. you are such an anti lad what a m-ssive anti lad greg byrne is. 3 […]
- Antrix
a delicious rajasthani blend for tam-brahms, who are nothing but a lost cause antrix jain
- Anuraj
randu anuraj:- dude1: randu kahan hai? dude2: randu city gaya hai …………. dude1: randu ki gand marni padegi ab dude2: coolio be, apna randu bahut pyara hai ……….. dude1: yeh randu ko kya ho gya hai? dude2: pta nai yaar, subah se chutiape kar rha hai
- apache tomacock
when a girl gets a d-ld- staked in her vag!! renee got the apache tomac-ck at the party!!
- ape cockery
noun/verb: the act of conducting yourself in a socially unacceptable manner. examples include: dancing on/around vehicles in parking lots, blasting loud music that no one besides you wants to hear, etc. i hate working friday night, there is too much ape c-ckery going on in this parking deck.