Anti-Gravity


the force that keeps the trash that acc-mulates in the trashcan when you’ve forgotten to replace the bag and try to dump it into the new bag.
“if i could harness all the anti-gravity from all the trashcans in the world i’d have a flying car by now!
an antigravity is the little piece of p–p that won’t come out at the end of an intense dump.
guy #1: “man, i almost made my head explode trying to force out that antigravity!”
guy #2: “sounds intense. and painful.”
to say something is odd, or flipped over. true meaning is the negation of gravity or absence thereof, making one float, or fly if gravity is present.
dude, that plot twist was antigravity loaded. he came back to life and shot laser beams from his di-k?! wtf?!

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