a person or group of persons who claim to be nerds and have nerd-like attributes but in the act of doing something nerd-like or acting like a nerd they make it seem trendy, hipster or cute
melissa: see my star wars t-shirt? i am such a nerd.
me: please, if that v-neck were any deep, your b–bs would fall out. -said like yoda- just a anti-nerd you are.
melissa: lol -she says the letters not actually laughs out loud-. who’s that?
- bag salmon
an airline p-ssenger moving in the opposite direction of deplaning p-ssengers to retrieve baggage from an overhead sp-ce. upon deplaning in chicago, bob said to his friend heather, “why don’t the bag salmon just wait for the airplane to clear out a bit before going after their bags toward the rear?”
a word used to describe a backwoods hillbilly from the state of alabama, especially one who likes to take it up the p–per. when i was in that there prison, my cell mate was a bama, and i used to rail him every night at lights out. “bama” originated from black youth in washington dc. […]
when you listen to too many bands, all the time. oh my gosh, i think lottie and athena have bandsyndrome! they listen to bands all the time!
- barracks slut
a female that is only seen through out the barracks and has slept or is sleeping with many people in said barracks. ashley is such a barracks sl-t she slept with johnny and sam within a week.
- Belly Button Butthole
when you swing your p-n-s furiously back and forth between your naval and your b-tthole jay belly b-tton b-ttholed in front of your mom.