anti-period
a week during which men can engage in manly activities and espouse misogynist beliefs without fear of backtalking females. unlike the female phenomenon, it is non-cyclical and can occur at any time; but only once per calender month.
“no, honey, i can’t mow the lawn today. i’m on my anti-period so i’m going to drink beer and watch football with the guys.”
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