Anti-talksident
a spray carried in purse or wallet to be used on anyone who wants to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
there i was minding my own business when this guy starts telling me his life story. quick as a whip, i got out my anti-talksident, gave him a quick squirt…and ended the conversation!
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