anti-wingman
noun – the opposite of a wingman. bring this guy along if you don’t want to get laid. he is guaranteed to shoot you down with friendly fire and ultimately single handedly cause a crash and burn. best to leave at home if potential p-ssy is on the horizon.
brady is the ultimate anti-wingman, his mere presence freaked susy out.
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