someone who is against buying apple products.
i bought an android because i’m antiapple.
#apple #steve jobs #iphone
a s-xy crazy b-tch tailee and i had a crazy night last night
- clean cuddles
cuddling after both or one of the cuddlers have showered. can be clothed or naked. “i want cuddles.” “can we do some clean cuddles? i haven’t showered yet today.” “okay.” -showers- -clean cuddling commences- #cuddles #cuddling #clean #shower
mom i’d like to f-ck but wouldn’t actually f-ck. like a milf, but one you wouldn’t (or couldn’t) actually f-ck for any number of reasons. my boss’s wife is a total milfbwaf. i would tear that -ss up, but i don’t want to get fired. #milf #mom #s-x
- ohio pancake
the act of taking a sh-t on someones -ss and the smoothing it in to a pancake style i just heard steve tried the ohio pancake he must be insane
used in religious arguments when a god believer insists god is omniscient, but has gaps in his knowledge. so he’s someniscient. if god doesn’t know the future he’s not omniscient, he’s someniscient.