anticiperection


(noun): an erection resulting from antic-p-tion of a future s-xual encounter.

coined by the fx network original “the league.”
“he gets a b-n-r when he’s scared!”

“i wasn’t scared, man, i’m seeing a girl later–this is just an anticiperection.”
a pre b-n-r to a forthcoming b-n-riffic event.
“i’m so pumped for sat-rday im getting an anticiperection.
when you get a b-n-r in antic-p-tion of a good night or seeing a girl
wtf is that! we haven’t even stepped foot in the club yet

ah sh-t i got an anticiperection
1) an erection that comes with the antic-p-tion of knowing you are about to get laid.

2)a premature erection that is brought upon by the thought of s-xual activity.
jimmy was so excited that he experienced an uncontrollable anticiperection when his date started to unb-tton his shirt.
when a guy is antic-p-ting getting laid in the very near future, and is so excited about it, the antic-p-tion he’s feeling gives him an erection.
tyler: well i’m off to kelly’s to go get laid!!!

alex: dude, what the h-ll is that, why are you hard already??!!

tyler: oh, that’s just an anticiperection, i must be really excited about this!
getting an erection from antic-p-ting what you plan on doing with somebody in the near future. this was referenced on 11/4/10 episode of the league.
“i wasn’t scared. i just…i’m going to see a girl and i have an anticiperection.”– kevin from the league

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