anticipooption



when you have to sh-t, badly, and the urge gets stronger the closer you get to the toilet. the urge becomes nigh unbearable when you are right about to mount the pedestal, and often leads to sh-tting midair — which is known as “death from above,” or dfa.
matt: “bros, i was in the plant at work and my stomach made this crazy noise, and i knew i was gonna sh-t my face off. i had to walk like half a block to the john, the anticip–ption almost got me.”

dan: “yeah, i had that sh-t a few days ago from jewel chicken. waddled to the bathroom, and i thought i’d get away with a dfa… but that anticip–ption got me. muddb-tt city, man.”

bryan – “you guys are gross.”

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