when you are greatly antic-p-ting p-ssy but don’t get it when you want it.
d-mn dude, the anticip-ssy is killing me, i want to get in there s-x bust a nut
a serious condition in which ones whole v-g-n- and t-tties are fused together getting tremendously worse with each stage. “i’m afraid i do not bring good new ma’am.” “just spit it out doctor! what do i have?” “it’s…-pushes up gl-sses- chlamidat-ttyitis..”
- cereal addiction
an addiction to breakfast cereal(s) regardless of the location or time of day. i love to eat breaksfast at any time of the day, i have a cereal addiction.
when your child or animals starts to sneeze and then ends up wheezing cause of it. my son was sweezing again last night i think we need to take him back to the doctor or give him a breathing treatment
- trump salad
a tiny side salad for people with small hands filled with blanched nuts. after ordering his trump salad he sent it back complaining the nuts where not all the same shade of white.
- saulius indriunas
a male who doesn’t like hair cuts and has cave man eyebrows. oh man do you see that guy? the one with the cave man eyebrows and long hair? yes what a saulius indriunas