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an ending that makes you headdesk.
three racehorses were sitting in a bar bragging to each other about their life accomplishments.

the first horse boasts “i’ve been in 59 races and i’ve won 35 of them.”

“that’s nothing,” says the second horse. “i’ve raced 97 times, and i’ve won 78 of them!”

the third horse joins in: “well, i’ve raced 122 times and i’ve won 102!”

just then, the horses hear a voice say, “i’ve got you all beat!”

the horses look down and see a greyhound.

“i’ve raced over 200 times, and i have never lost!”

the horses look at the dog in amazement.

one of them says “how about that! a talking dog!”
4 more definitions
ineffective end to anything that has suggested a climax.
“when i clicked on ‘anticlimax’ i was expecting something sm-tty. it was a real anticlimax to find a sensible definition.”
something with a disappointing end.

reading a exciting book that ends in a really fast and dull way.

having s-x with me.
friend: “jennipher is really into you.”
you: “awesome! i’ve gotta go tell everybody!”
friend: “no, jennipher.. with a p and a h, not with an f.”
you: “what an anticlimax!”
1. (psychology) – circ-mstance of unfulfilled expectation, resulting in disappointment.

2. (physiology) – an inverted -rg-sm, where the p-n-s backfires, blasting fizzing molten s-m-n right back up the s-m-niferous tubules, through the tubular bells into the shatner’s b-ssoon. ignorance of anticlimax in victorian times meant that male pregnancy was poorly understood, with auto-bonked self-pregnant males often suffering scepticism and discrimination.
1. “had s-x with sarah palin this morning – what an anticlimax…”

2. “had s-x with sarah palin this morning, causing my pork pilaster to recoil and backfire smash-bang up my shatner’s b-ssoon – what an anticlimax!!!”
when a man is on the verge of climax but gets distracted by something important. instead of -j-c-l-t-ng and shooting something out of his p-n-s, the jerking recoil sucks the entirety of existence into his p-n-s.
cern’s newly built large hadron collider promises the potential to answer may of life’s greatest questions.

however, the greatest threat that it poses is not (as is commonly believed) the creation of a black hole, but in fact an ‘anticlimax’ caused by some frisky physicists simultaneously doing the nasty and discovering the higgs-boson particle.