anticonsult-te (an’-ti-con-sul’-t-te): noun – one with a keen distrust of consultants – resulting in teeth grinding anger at least once per week. typically spends an inordinate amount of time trying to figure out how to bow out of contracts but knowing that the cost and expense to do so would yield no positive results and that the consultant has the power to actually make things worse in the system if they have tendencies for vengeance – thus leaving the anticonsult-te feeling like a hostage.
recent projects in the company and general shadiness of consultants have positioned me as a firm anticonsult-te.
female genitals. in other words: an inverted p-n-s. jill is angry at her sister for stealing her earrings and says: “your such an anti-p-n-s!” 1 more definition add your own the female s-xual organ as an object of derision. pr-nounced like ‘antipasto’. she’s terribly ashamed of the odor and bleeding from her antip-n-s.
- apartment pants
(noun). a style of capri-like or long pants made of a loose, light, airy material mainly worn while lounging around in your apartment, or at a friend’s, but can also be worn out for late-night trips. origin: episode of “friends” ent-tled ‘the one with rachel’s sister”. phoebe refers to jill’s “don’t-you-want-to-rent-me-this-apartment? pants” as “apartment pants”. […]
noun. a pet name for a silly person. a shortening of daft apeth. apeth, derived from haypneeworth (half a penny’s worth) but pr-nounced ha’p’orth. (british) “oh, jake. you’re such an apeth when it comes to patching trousers!” 1 more definition add your own one of the sweetest guys you will ever know. a little bit […]
when you apologize to a girl for being a d-ck and then you suddenly bust a load all over your pants so when you get a hug of reconciliation from her she sees the dark blue spot on your pants and then runs away in fear that you liked her you sick b-st-rd man i […]
- apparel phimosis
the condition of getting one’s head stuck in a pullover’s turtleneck. typical childhood trauma in high lat-tude or alt-tude regions. -now little john got again stuck in the turtleneck! -oh-no – john severely suffers from apparel phimosis!