Antipasto
despite common belief that considers it as an appetizer preceding the main course, in italian restaurants actually it is a kind of dish which forces you to reject the rest of food you’ve already ordered.
as an accurate -n-lysis of the word reveals, the prefix is not “ante” which means “before” (as in other italian words “anteprima”= “preview” or “antenato”=”forefather”), but is “anti” which means “against” (as in the italian words “antifascista”=”antifascist” or “anticlericale”=”anticlerical”)
therefore the real meaning of the word is -“antimeal” or “against the meal”
waiter: good evening, have you already seen what’s on the menu?
customer: yes, i’d like an antipasto, please.
waiter: good choice! and then, what else?
customer: don’t you understand what i’m saying?! i don’t wanna eat your f-cking food!
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another term for -n-l s-x.
“he loves the antipasto!!!”
we picked up this girl at barking dog and she came back to 730 for some antipasto.
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