Antique Sofa


in reference to terms such as ‘cougar’, ‘puma’, and ‘snow leopard’, meaning older women whom one would want to pursue intercourse with. the ‘antique sofa’ is the older woman who, despite initial appearances, turns out to be creaky, dried out, and uncomfortable to sleep on; an anti-cougar.
lyndsay: yo, i heard you banged our english teacher last night. that’s awesome.
greg: no, it wasn’t. looks like a cougar, f-cks like an antique sofa.
lyndsay: no! fail.
greg: epic.

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