Antler


anything that sticks out from anything else. used frequently by 1puglife on youtube. most common form is the breathing antler, aka cigarette which is frequently chooched, or puffed, by both b.a.m., breathing antler mike, or nelson.
oh man, i think my pants antler just leaked.
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to have antlers is to be high. this term originated in the movie grandmas boy. a very funny movie about a video game tester that is a stoner and gets kicked out of his apartment and moves in his grandmas house, highly recomended. anyways, the drug dealer, dante, gets this weed that makes high and think hes a deer and grow antlers
dante: o sh-t, iv been here for three hours, i gotta go. dood, do i have antlers?
alex: no man, your good
dante: sweet!

grandma’s roomate: o, if i had known you were bringing friends, i would have trimmed my antlers

dante: thats terrible
alex:i ya, i kno, he got addicted to hookers
dante: no man, im talkin about the other guy, the guy threw a bong! u should never throw a bong, kid, ever.
alex: ya, well, anyway, i was wonderin if maby i could crash here for a while
dante: i dono man, i got a buisness to run, this place is my office as well as my home, plus, the lion comes in a couple days
alex: ur getting a lion?
dante: ya, to protect my sh-t
alex: havent u heard of a dog?
dante: dood, u can get past a dong, n-body f-cks with a lion
alex: ya thats true
dante: so wut kind of weed u want? i got the incredible hulk, i got the green monster, i got the bling, the bling bling!
alex: hey, we go thru this every time i come here, i dont care wut its called, i just want a bag of f-kkin weed
dante: whoa, chill bro, u kno u cant raise ur voice like that wen the lions here

alex: dood, i want the deer sh-t, the frankenstein sh-t,the hulk, the green monster, the bling and the bling bling all in one joint!
dante: no one’s ever been brave enough to try that
alex: one man is. roll it
dante: ill smoke it with ya bro, well go to the looney bin togetha, i dont giv a f-ck
s few min later
dante: im video taping this sh-t for scientific research. this sh-t will b on the discovery channel!!
the instance in which a p-rnstar on her knees takes a c-ck in each hand, taking turns. imagine that she is there by herself jerking first the right hand and then the left hand above her head and you’ll get the idea.
we went to the corporate dinner/after hours and we met the vice-president of purchasing… and sometime after last call nathan and i go to her place. antlers.
wide, flat, flapjack t-tties that come to a sharp point at the nipples.
madonna has antlers
refering to when a womans l-b– obscenely long, streatchy, and hanging in an odd formation of skin twists and folds.
dude, ii was going to go down on this chick… but when i got down there, she had antlers. i was like ( make hand gesture as if pulling a wish bone by yourself) “wtf am i supposed to do with these?”

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