Antoine Dodson


he’s climbin in your windows,he’s sn-tchin your people up, tryna rape em so y’all need to hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your husband cuz they’re rapin errbody out here.
shortly after a series of muggings in the area, the neigborhood went into antoine dodson mode.
a man who has become an internet sensation because of a widely circulated local news story about an attempted rape made upon his sister with whom he lives in a housing project. the attempted rapist apparently climbed through the sister’s window and antoine awakened to the sound of the ensuing scuffle, and helped chase the -ssailant out of their home.
me-“hey katherine, ever heard of antoine dodson?”
her-“no who is he?”
me- “he’s a hero protecting people from rapist in mobile, alabama!”
antoine dodson is a man from huntsville, alabama who gained notoriety after the attempted rape of his sister kelly dodson in the lincoln park projects. he has a song made from his news snippets that has reached both the billboard and itunes charts. his catch phrases are well known around the hood. he has t-shirts too.
antoine dodson-

hide yo kids, hide yo wives, hide yo husbands, cause they rapin’ errbody out here
you are so dumb, really really dumb, fo real

you dont even have to confess, we looking for you, we goin’ find you, so you can run and tell that home boy
a ignorant black man who made himself look like an -ss by telling a news team about how someone had broken into thier residence and tried to rape his sister (by some idiot in the projects). the gregory brothers “auto-tuned” dodson’s interview thus, making him famous. now, antoine is getting rich from all of you buying his “song” on itunes and buying his goods online.

oh and antoine, your 15 minutes of fame was up last year.
dude 1: “ya’ll need tuhh hide yo kids, hide y-…”
dude 2: “finish that sentence and ill kill you.. antoine dodson is a douche”

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