Antonaut


the antonym of “juggernaut”.

the proverbial nickname of the “big brother” type ent-ty that was surrept-tiously halted as “deus ex machina”, or “act of god”, in the early part of the 21st century earth history.

alternate definitions include:

a) grasp-44 – an exacerbated “catch-22”.

b) the arbitrarily appearing gunman paradox – unilateral “suicidality” upward momentum.

c) granite grave or “slate-face” – a result of “tabula rasa” “reasoning” (or the “school” of “imbecility”).
example use: “hey mary; look, it’s a slug, it’s a leaf . . . no, it’s the ‘antonaut’. haha, r-t-rd.”

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