ants on a log
a snack loved by some people which is made by putting peanut b-tter on celery and putting raisins or dried cranberries on the peanut b-tter
boy: nothing good to have for snack. probably i’ll go into the refrigerator and have some ants on a log.
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as a special “treat” for your significant other. you smother your p-n-s with peanut b-tter, then place a few raisins on key sensitive areas to be nibbled off. dogs also love this treat.
honey, to curb your appet-te, enjoy this delicious “ants on a log”
means something is chopped, stems fom man it’s chopped like celerey, ants on a log homie. ants on a log refers to a snack in which pieces of celery are cut into pieces and served with peanut b-tter and raisins on top. the celery symbolizing a log and the raisins ants. this use of the term however signifies that something is no longer going to be paid attention to, is over, is lost, essentially is chopped.
yo are you still going to germany for study abroad? ants on a log dawg the financial aid didn’t fall through.
1. a tasty snack composed of: celery, peanut b-tter and raisins.
2. when a man sh-t’s on his partner’s chest then delicately nuts on the “log” to form albino ants crawling/ dripping on the “log.”
after eating ants on a log, bobby made ants on a log on his girlfriend.
the best s-xual position ever. the female lays on her back while three guys mount her. one guy sits on her and has s-x with her vag, while one sits up and t-tty f-cks her, and the last guy sits up and f-cks her mouth.
“hey, what’d you do last night after you left the party?”
“me, jared, and taylor, gave sara the best ants on a log known to man-kind!”
1. a tasty snack composed of: celery, peanut b-tter and raisins.
2. when a man sh-t’s on his partner’s chest then delicately nuts on the “log” to form albino ants crawling/ dripping on the “log.”
after eating ants on a log, bobby made ants on a log on his girlfriend.
a snack made of celery with cheez whiz spread on it and raisins stuck onto the cheez whiz.
mom: i thought you kids might be hungry, so i made ants on a log!
kids: yum, thanks mom!
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