a rare creature of monumental awesomeness. their ninja-like mastery of stealth means that they are rarely seen in public, although large numbers of them are rumoured to reside in robert downey jr’s dressing rooms. legend has it that they can be summoned by disguising one’s self as jake gyllenhaal and hopping half-naked through a cornfield at midnight to the sound of coldplay’s clocks. reportedly have ties with both mi5 and the kgb; their small stature and seemingly harmless nature make them ideal for infiltration ops.
bob: -putting on sungl-sses- well i guess it’s time t’go anuradha huntin’
drilling into one’s -n-s. word did not exist until harmonix banned it from the rockband network hey, i gave that girl a good -n-sdrill last night. can i give you an -n-sdrill?
- *n*s punch
a punch straight to the big round floppy -n-s of caroline. that caroline looks like she needs an -n-s punch!
v. anxietized, anxietizing, anxietizes v. tr. 1. to cause or impose anxiety adj. anxietized 1. the state of containing overpowering anxiety i did my best to anxietize my enemy. i became extremely anxietized by the potentially murderous cat.
apazzel (uh-pazz-el) – the state of confusion. to be apazzeled or to be apazzling to someone. loris: wow jeremy your face is apazzling. jeremy: your mom apazzels me. eric: both of your mom’s faces make me apazzeled. -eric walks away in triumph-
aphotix is a nerd, aphotix is a game freak, yet aphotix is a hottie. ‘dude look at him in the library, he’s such an aphotix!’