anus bagel

the s-xual act of sticking a hot metal rod (curling iron, heated pipe, etc) into someone’s -n-s, thus toasting the inside of their -n-s.

upon removing said hot metal, their -n-s will look like a toasted bagel.

hence the term, -n-s bagel.
“when deev wouldn’t sing with us, we threatened him with an -n-s bagel”
toasty -n-s

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