anus cake
slang for sh-t,t-rd,p–p,cr-p.
i’ll be right back i’m just going to visit the porcelain god to bake an -n-s cake.
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the point when your sh-t is half-way inside your r-ct-m and outside the -n-s
guy 1: hey you almost done i really have to take a sh-t!
guy 2: yeah, one sec i have to get rid of this -n-s cake.
guy 1: wtf!?
guy 2: my sh-t is half-way in my b-tt and half-way out!
guy 1: -runs away-
to partake of manual faeces removal
i’m just nipping to the toilet to bake an -n-scake
a total douche or a painful situation.
“hey look at that m-ssive -n-s cake!”
“i just met this total random tramp, he’s a right -n-s cake…”
“i’ve got an exam, what an -n-s cake.”
“all ‘beliebers’ are -n-s cakes.”
an uncouth individual who is so detestable and despicable that the name “-n-s” would be unsuitable; this is the type of person who, upon thinking of them, makes you visualize an entire cake made up of nothing more than compressed dirty -n-ses. hence, an -n-s cake.
person: “hey, that dude just let his dog cr-p in the middle of the sidewalk and didn’t pick it up!”
person 2: “what a f-cking -n-s cake he is.”
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