Anus Mouse
an -n-s mouse is a house mouse who’s -n-s is a gaping chasm. he is commonly found perched atop bottles, usually liquor or dish detergent, depending on what he is trying to accomplish. it is undetermined whether or not -n-s mice can be female, as they have no discernible genitals. all that is known about this is the sad fact they can not give, -n-s mice will only ever receive.
fun fact: -n-s mice are often found in the company of c-cks.
“oh no, how many times do we have to warn -n-s mouse not to sit on the hot sauce.”
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