applefucked


1. being stalked and blackmailed for not dating someone. typically, the stalker resembles a very tall howdy doody. on other occasions the stalker can look like an oompa loompa

2. purchasing an apple product only to realize that the newer version is being announced the next day.
i was just applef-cked.

he said i had to sleep with him otherwise he would applef-ck me.

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