Anus Weed
n. an -n-s weed is a cl-ster of -n-l hairs that have grown long and knot all up inside your bung hole, and when you wipe after taking a m-ssive dump, the -n-s weed gets ripped out by the toilet paper, thus causing extreme pain and sometimes -n-l bleeding.
frent : “hey kent, what took you so long in the bathroom? jesus.”
kent : “look man, my -n-s weed was yanked by the toilet paper, so my bung hole started bleeding all down my leg, and i had to clean that p–py blood off before i could come out.”
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the weed that grows out of your -n-s. do not pluck!!!!!!! resembles a patch of dandelions.
“i fell on my skateboard and scr-ped all of my -n-s weeds out!”
“i was totally going to get laid until she saw my excessively long -n-l weeds”
1. (noun)- one who has grown out of an -n-s
2. (noun)- one who acts as if they have grown out of an -n-s
joe: “yo, ever since john got hit by that dim gnome rider, he has been acting like such an -n-s weed”
jameel: “word”
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