Anuskwiks’ Hideous Painting

a picture of a twelve-foot long erect p-n-s. once every year, it jumps out and goes on a rampage.
one squad’s final transmission:

sir…an unidentified object is coming our way. it’s four yards long and two yards wide.

what? main screen turn on!


what you say?

p-n-s, sir, p-n-s!

make your time for later. night is best time.

sir a giant p-n-s is about to fly into our turret!

for great justice!

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