that one girl you wanna take home.
hey is that anveer? i’d really like to take her home.
- pinterest mom
a mom that literally diys and crafts every f-cking thing “hey did your mom make this?” “i mean yea she’s a pinterest mom”
- nightcore remix
a totally ridiculous way to get views, likes, and subscribers. you take any popular song, edit the pitch and speed in audacity, make a quick video with “your” song and a picture of a half naked anime chick in your cracked version of sony vegas. upload to youtube and you’ll get profit! broskidued, did you […]
- growl xd
when your boyfriend/crush tells you you can’t say rawr xd, because your not emo, so you come up with a new word thays close me: rawr boyfriend: book me: okayy fine then , growl xd
- pink skis
when your girlfriend/boyfriend puts on a rather large pair of skis so they can shove them up multiple holes in your body with minimal work/effort. at the end the skis become pink because of extreme penetration and bleeding. nah, i cant hang out today my girl brought home pink skis i got pink skied and […]
- spicy beth
a spontaneous hot flash brought on by menopause. all of a sudden she went all spicy beth on us.