Anxiety Bears


a feeling of m-ssive guilt or shame as if you murdered someone last night and forgot that you did it and the cops are coming to your house any minute…..but in reality all you did was spend $1,000 on a 3 day binder
jay fizz- “hey trav how you doing today, wanna go chase some tail at the mall?”

trav- “no way man, i’m fighting off the anxiety bears bad right now, last night was black out city”

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