getting f-cked up when you are nervous as h-ll.
sarah was anxiety drinking at the company event and ended up p-ssing out in her plate of mashed potatoes.
a beautiful/s-xy girl, who is the baddest b-tch you’ll ever know ❤️ she is really sweet and generous. cross her you’ll get hit. keylei is her name and heartbreaking is her game. wow, keylei she’s a stunning girl.
- prison backpack
a place in which one can store many useful items such as: a shiv, drugs, a file, keys, a gold watch (like butch’s father). the term seems comes from trying to smuggle contraband into prison. “quick bob, the cop is walking up to the window. hide the sh-t.” “i don’t have anywhere to hide it!” […]
what you type when you fall asleep on your keyboard. 6/8/15 11:48pm bae:did you see the new deadpool movie? you:sldjkf 6/9/15 6:32am you:srry babe i fell asleep on my keyboard!
the act of sitting on an unfamiliar toilet without any barrier; skin on toilet seat contact the sergeant was bareb-tting the port-o-potty in the field.
a aerodynamic shape having the shape of a p-n-s. commonly used as a insult towards a person being a “d-ckhead”. remi ate all my cookies, he is such an aerop-n-s