AOL Frisbee
a worthless cd recieved involuntarily from america on-line. since you have no use, need, or other justification for retaining said disk, the proper form of disposal is to hurl the motherf-cker like a frisbee into your neighbor’s yard. let whoever it hits be d-mned!
man 1: “oh, another worthless aol piece of sh-t free membership cd. hahaha, watch me huck this aol frisbee over the fence and tag my neighbor dale with one shot, he’s at least 25 yards out.”
dale: “wtf!? i just got pwned in the cantelope by a f-cking aol f-cking cd!!!”
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