Red traffic light game
winning is everything in the red traffic light game. win a simple game of ‘paper scissors rock’ (just one game – best of one) and your loins will be t-tillated with a dash of frothiness thrown in too if you’re lucky. at every red light you stop at whilst driving, the loser must’
fondle/stroke/touch/use their hands/finger-bang/fist?/ the winner for as long as the traffic light is red. (no fist please). once the traffic light turns green, all action must stop. repeat at next red light.
hey man, penelope just lost the red traffic light game and we have a 3 hour drive in front of us. the b-tch is going to rsi and i’m going to get my rocks off! boom!
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