aoled


verb. the process of being disconnected from the internet. specifically with the internet provider aol. aoling generally occurs when the user is in a hurry or in urgent need of the internet.
“oh dear, i have just been aoled”
spending too much for something when it really sucks (usually an internet provider)
the stupid moron got aoled when he bought aol instead of much cheaper interntet.

instead of buying the top quality steak for 20 dollars, he was aoled and he bought rotten steak for 50 dollars

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