an acronym for -sshole of the day, a daily award given to the person who has been the biggest -sshole in the past 24 hours. a number of behaviors can win one aotd. these actions include but are not limited to: being an -sshole, raw d-gg-ng, ditching your friends, driving drunk, performing a bus flip, and wearing sungl-sses when it’s cloudy and overcast. not to be confused with aotw (-sshole of the week): a highly coveted award among -ssholes everywhere
after getting drunk and raw d-gg-ng someone else’s girl, he was awarded aotd.
you’re in the running for aotd right now!
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-ss of the day… in other words, the best woman’s -ss of the day 🙂
d-mn dat girl’s got the aotd!!!
army of the deranged
no, we are not recruiting…
a.o.t.d. senior officials: helmut, meathouse, along with several of our agents in america. others throughout the world are watching you.
an acronym for “avatar of the day”.
“your avatar sucks. why don’t you go check out the aotd?”
the anti-p–py-d-ck–ssociation an organization of honest people, who frown upon the act of b-tts-x, gay b-tts-x, or straight. it’s just gross…who would want to stick their d-ck in a p–p shoot? “hey bill, have you ever stuck in in her -ss before?” “h-ll no, apda man!!!”
the sun’s warmth in winter. on a fine december’s morn, one could clearly appreciate the apricity of the wondrous climate.
a state of mind; any time you let your wildest inhibitions go and just act aprilish. carol was acting awfully aprilish today when she swam with no clothes on.
when asked a question of what color, one would respond with this statement person a: duud, what color? person b: aquamarinemagentatangerine!
to be irritated by arachnids. oh my g-d, those arachnids are so irritating. they are arachnitating me. i am now arachnitated.