Apache One Two


this has to be performed to a woman in her own house where you have angry s-x with her and after you are done, you kick her out of her own house b-tt naked and lock all the doors and windows. eventually she will walk to her closest friend’s house which is referred to as the trail of tears.
sam: why the h-ll did you kick me out of my own house b-tt naked after i gave you a chinese laundromat?

alex: well my friend told me to give you the ole apache one two.

sam: so how did you find me at my friend’s house this morning then?

alex: oh i just followed the trail of tears.

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