Apartment Monkey
a person who can only be trained to do simple tasks. typically found living in apartments can sometimes been found in condos, townhouses and even neighborhoods. they’re self-absorbed in themselves and think little of those around them, this is most apparent when driving or being a pedestrian. they are not gender or race specific.
that stupid apartment monkey just cut across 4 lanes of traffic with no warning.
that apartment monkey just walked right out in front of those cars.
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