ape tits


1. a woman with t-ts of low quality, being in that they may be extremely long and flat, or spread out when they are not confined by a bra.

2. a woman with t-ts resembling those of a primate at the zoo.
“eww, that girl just flashed her ape t-ts at us!”
“with ape t-ts like that she should be in a zoo.”
burt reynolds, on snl’s celebrity jeopardy, mispr-nounced “a pet-t dejunier”
a fictional character, a large ape with on e huge breast hanging in the center of it’s chest.
‘the apet-t feasts on the last eve of every month’
an adjective to describe a situation that was less awesome than antic-p-ted; much like seeing a naked individual with ape t-ts rather than totally b-tchin’ t-ts.
“i was super excited to see the hulk after all the hype about it, but that movie was totally ape t-ts! it didn’t even blow me.”

i thought that mufasa was alive. nope. it was just chuck testa with another realistic mount. straight up ape t-ts.
an ape t-t is a relatively dumb male who constantly annoys the h-ll out of you. he commits random acts of stupidity all day. one can describe an ape t-t as a douche bag but not bright enough to understand. once someone is dubbed an ape t-t, you can refer to him as an ape t-t or just ape t-t.
“stop f-cking pushing me you godd-mn ape t-t!”
or
“ape t-t, stop f-cking pushing me.”

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