Apergis
a man who gets no girls ; a man with a godly body ; a man who has the tendency to have sweaty palms/armpits ; a man who has no skill in talking to girls ; a man who comes from a wealthy family ; a man with a very big noggin ; a man who has major plans for the future.
apergis has a body of a god ; apergis’s ink matched his godly body so well.
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