1. a small narrow opening.
2. a fixed or adjustable opening in a piece of equipment such as a camera or microscope that lets light p-ss through a lens or mirror.
3. the diameter of an aperture in a piece of equipment such as a camera.
see definition of aperture above.
a lovely little scientific research and development company enlisted by the american mod to produce shower curtains, among other intra-dimensional projects. responsible for the production of the genetic lifeform and disk operating system (glados), the aperture science handheld portal device (portal gun, if you prefer), and many, many innovative iterations of the world-famous shower curtain, aperture are secretive in their operations and productive in their exploits. future projects include life-enhancing gel, spherical personality buddies and tractor beams (or excursion funnels).
welcome to the aperture science computer -ssisted enrichment centre.
aperture science – a trusted friend in science.
a female photographer’s v-g-n-.
“who’s that with the camera?”
“thats our wedding photographer simone”
“mmm, bet she’s got a perfect aperture”
a gaping orifice of uncomprehensible dimensions.
“what’s that noise? it sounds like someone hosing down the pavement.”
“it’s misty having a p-ss.”
“holy sh-t! that’s a big mother-f-cking aperture.”
- APO soon
something that will happen in the next few years or never we’ll hear from her apo soon!
- apple of my eye
one’s favorite person; the one you love most. in old english, the pupil of the eye (the round, dark center) was called the ‘apple’. it was thought that the pupil was a round object much like an apple (a piece of fruit). when you look at someone, their reflection appears in your pupil. so if […]
the best last name ever the prado’s are awesome! 1.to be above average; beyond reproach. 2. in order, better than a tran and a dao 3. is called in bowling/golf/tennis when a perfect game is achieved. 1. dude, that pizza is sooo prado! 2. man, daredevil is to spiderman as dao is to prado 3. […]
- ketamine induced injury
abbr: kii 1) an injury sustained by hitting the floor when falling into a k hole. 2) bruises and scr-pes on the knees or back from falling over due to too much k. i have no idea where that fat bruise on my leg came from, must be a ketamine induced injury.
surfing p-rnography on your computer. my parents walked in and caught me pr0ning.