n. a teacher that is very technology oriented, and flaunts his ipad around like it is his child. also one who is very helpful, but also cynical and sarcastic.
“did you hear about apgar’s new ipad?”
“who hasn’t heard about it?”

“why the heck are you so sarcastic and cynical?”
“i have had apgar for too long, he’s changed me”

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