Aphrodite’s kiss


this is when a woman and a man get intimate, and the women later proceeds to give the man a f-ll-t–. if the woman loves the man a whole lot, she will leave a kiss on the man’s p-n-s afterwards, leaving a mark if she wore lipstick.

if the woman kisses the p-n-s, but there is no lipstick mark, it doesn’t count.
i’m never going to wash off aphrodite’s kiss off.

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