Apocaholic
a person with whom everything is relative to the apocalypse.
kyle: hey, wanna go to the gym?
brittney: yeah, it’s easily defensible and is a good place to keep in shape in case the zombies come!
kyle: you’re such an apocaholic, brittney.
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