White Claw


legendary white claw waves travel in sets of threes across oceans. when their gnarly crests combine, the result is one mondo wave. it’s a thing of epic beauty, but try to rip it and you’ll wipeout for sure.
man, i keep telling these noobs not to mess with that white claw. they ain’t built for that life!
a legendary set of three waves that travel across oceans, with gnarly crests that combine to create a mondo wave to end all waves. it’s a thing of radical beauty, but don’t try surfing it unless you want crisp sea spray to the face.
dude: bro! did you see j last week?
bro: naw, what up doh?
dude: bro, he ate it trying to ride that white claw!

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