Apocalypse Cow


a beast that has been around since the dawn of time. it is the embodiment of all end-of-the-world prophecies past, present, and future. its “moo” is a siren’s call that leads the gullible, stupid, and ignorant to drink the kool-aid of its teats, hypnotizing them to believe that “judgement day” is closer than it actually is. the hypnotized are so certain of such “imminent” doom that it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy and they even try to manufacture such apocalypses.

the name comes from the fact that every religious cult has been milking the end-of-world scenario since crawling out of their caves.
nut: it’s may 21, 2011! the day of destruction is upon us!!!!

sane person: someone’s been suckling on the apocalypse cow’s teats again.

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