Aquitard
an aquitard is an underground layer of something else that does not allow water to flow through it.
an aquitard is clay or really solid rock that is nonpermeable.
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a person that acts completely r-t-rded when exposed to water.
“don’t let brian go swimming. he’s a total aquitard.”
the inability to function on a physical, mental and emotional level when exposed to water.
originated from the hydrological definition of an underground aquifer no longer able to retrieve water.
causations: belly-flop, exhaustion, concussion, swimming into a yellow plume, discovering a brown smear on your chest, falling off the inflatable donut etc.
“so how did the kids go at the swimming finals?”
“well shayne did pretty good, but dayna was a bit of an aquitard”
a person generaly mentally unstable that claims to be a famous mermaid but in reality is just a fiend intemperance of the human imagination. is extremely in denial of not being a goddess.
ilana: im ariel and a mermaid!
everyone: no your just an aquitard
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