apocalypse goggles


the ability to view any woman as hot during a post-apocalyptic scenario and not be held accountable for one’s actions. because, well, being the last woman on the face of the earth makes her the hottest woman on earth. the ultimate form of “beer goggles”.
i think i boned that zombie girl that lives in the dumpster behind safeway. talk about apocalypse goggles! am i right?

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