Apocalypse Pie


la based s-x & music website that gives bitingly funny advice to r-t-rds who write into s-x advice columns. known for lucidee’s dark, blunt, no holds sense of humour about s-x, musicians & guys she’s dated. awesome old school punk & rock n roll.

often shortened to ap.
apocalypse pie is s-x, rock n roll & r-t-rds, by an aussie chick every dude with half a brain would kill to bang

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