Appalachian Handshake


when two individuals engage in oral s-x, and the individual using their oral cavity has less than the socially acceptable amount of teeth.
hey arod, your girlfriend is missing a bunch of teeth!

yea i know, but she gives a real nice and gummy appalachian handshake!

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