Apocalyptifail


the often ignored, but blatantly obvious, common theme that ultimately defines all prophetic doomsday predictions: utter failure.
how many centuries would you stand waiting for a bus to stop and pick you up, just because some misguided bronze-age idiots told you it was ‘coming soon’? subst-tute saviour for bus and accept the apocalyptifail for what it is.

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