apologetic mushroom
originally from kuroko no basuke; a person who blames themselves for everything, and constantly apologises for their existence.
hannah: *picks up phone* h-llo?
peter: hannah, i’m sorry i’m such a loser! please can we get back together! i’m so sorry! please forgive me i’m so sorry!
hannah: i wouldn’t have broken up with you if you weren’t such an apologetic mushroom!
peter: i’m sorry!
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